Introducing the Latest in Homeopathic Innovation: FOMO 30C

(Because everyone deserves a dose of attention.)

When you’ve been using Homeopathic remedies in your household for a while, you may have encountered a very real and underdiagnosed condition: Homeopathic FOMO (Fear Of Missing Outus vitalis).

Symptoms often arise suddenly after observing another person receiving a remedy. Common triggers include:

• Seeing your partner reach for the Arnica before bed and suddenly remembering that you too might have microscopic muscle soreness.

• Watching a sibling receive a few magical drops under the tongue and developing a mysterious twinge in your own throat mere seconds later.

• Hearing someone mention “I feel so much better already,” and immediately realizing you’ve never felt worse in your life.